WELCOME and thank you for coming to visit us again. Yes, us and yes, this is a dot-com site. Registered? Yes. Commercial? No. We have nothing to sell. Smiles are free, remember?

           Ok, let's be honest. No free web host wanted us. Something about 'NO PETS ALLOWED'. Hmpf. And yes, we are still using frames here. Why? Because I think they're funny. Ok - I don't, but Maya wants them and what Maya Cat wants... Maya Cat gets. And yes, before you all go and get your hopes up, that pesky feline does still share this site with me. In fact there is a whole new section just for her appropriately titled: "It's All About Me". I realize many of you were hoping to see more of moi, da famous poiple toitle but she has promised to pay her way. Right. And to me it is all good and just as well. Seeing's how we both share the same house and the same office equipment why not share the same space in space?! Contrary to popular belief, I do know how to share. Don't worry, we don't shower together. And to answer E. G. out in North Sandynose, Idaho - NO! We do not share a litterbox. Geez.

           Kobi Dog and The Kobi Show are still here as well. He is still of the canine persuasion and is still a labrador retriever. Fine. Except he doesn't retrieve labradors. He fetches birds, cats, turtles and, you guessed it ~ snowplows, although this season he appears disinterested in the latter. I'm sorry I don't have new pages yet for Mr. Dog. We have plenty of pics but it's really difficult to type when there is an 80 pound drooler expectorating all over the keyboard.

           The "Frog Log" guestbook is still here but I have had to remove the "Babbling Board" as it was not user friendly and therefore not real popular among the human population. We also had a few instances of the board being abused. And just because I'm a turtle does not mean that I lack feelings!! Despite rumors to the contrary and my seemingly inpenetrable carapace I am really quite a sensitive individual. So if ya visit here, take a moment to write something nice, ok? Unless of course something's drooling in your lap.

           At the incessant insistence from a friend of mine I have added one other new feature page. So, with much embarassment and without further adieu, allow me to direct you to the all-new Naked Pygmy Page.

           Did you know that up until recently I always thought that megabytes was something deep-fried you picked up at a fast-food place? Turtles don't do fast food. Heck, turtles don't do fast. What do I know? Nevermind. Anyway, all the old favorites are still here; Boxturt's ongoing saga, Terrapin Times, Page of Strange, Lyrics, (you can hear Ty's Tunes now as streaming audio!) ALL of Maya's Cat Chronicles (pushy puss) and soon some more Kobi Dog pages! As my pet human has recently purchased a scanner he tells me he will try to keep more up to date with the pics. He may even introduce some past members of the tribe. (he promises not to introduce his 27 ex-wives) So sit back, relax and enjoy yourself. Select a critter from the menu and away you go!! Oh yea, my buddy Durtle says hello.

Imperviously Yours,

Boxturt (da poiple toitle)